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    gandalftheblack@feddit.org
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    long walk
    1.71 miles

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    • G gandalftheblack@feddit.org

      long walk
      1.71 miles

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      That Weird Vegan
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      when you need to shit, even a few hundred metres is a long walk.

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      • Eager EagleE Eager Eagle

        object-oriented programmer?

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        That Weird Vegan
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        Original Original Poster. It means the person who had to poop.

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        • G gandalftheblack@feddit.org

          long walk
          1.71 miles

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          The 7 steps from the halfway to the toilet seat is a long walk if you are trying not to shit yourself!!

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          • B Billegh

            Out Of Poop

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            morphballganon@mtgzone.com
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            Out Of Paper, toilet

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            • S SatansMaggotyCumFart

              Ah returnee’s release.

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              humanonearth@lemmy.ca
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              I’ve always called it HTS…Home Toilet Syndrome.

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              • H humanonearth@lemmy.ca

                I’ve always called it HTS…Home Toilet Syndrome.

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                dufkm@lemmy.world
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                In my language it’s known as “key incontinence”, from the sudden incontinence experienced when turning the key when you get home.

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                • ? Guest

                  That colored line is not the heart rate. It’s the walking speed.

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                  dufkm@lemmy.world
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                  Never ruin a good story with facts

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                  • U unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de

                    Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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                    gigachad
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                    • ? Guest

                      That colored line is not the heart rate. It’s the walking speed.

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                      iliketraaaains@lemmy.world
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                      I suppose it depends on the app, I don’t know the one in the image but the ones I use does color the path with the heart rate.

                      When hiking, the redder spots are the harder parts and the whole line matches the graph with heartrate over time.

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                      • U unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de

                        Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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                        Digitalprimate
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                        The geolocators at Bellingcat would have it in five minutes.

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                        • S scytale

                          The color getting very red as they arrive is so accurate, where it gets even more unbearable as your body senses the toilet is close.

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                          coffee_nutcase207@lemmy.world
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                          This is so true. Literally what it feels like running to the toilet at work.

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                          • G gandalftheblack@feddit.org

                            long walk
                            1.71 miles

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                            _stranger_@lemmy.world
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                            Yeah, but do that with a log up your ass and everyone watching as you publicly shuffle to the restroom

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                            • I iliketraaaains@lemmy.world

                              I suppose it depends on the app, I don’t know the one in the image but the ones I use does color the path with the heart rate.

                              When hiking, the redder spots are the harder parts and the whole line matches the graph with heartrate over time.

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                              obsidianfoxxy7870@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                              I know when I had a Garmin watch it changed what was defaulted to on the map depending on the activity.

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                              • G gandalftheblack@feddit.org

                                long walk
                                1.71 miles

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                                bojack411@lemmy.world
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                                When you have to shit. That is an incredibly long walk. You can’t even fart.

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