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  • G gandalftheblack@feddit.org

    long walk
    1.71 miles

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    That Weird Vegan
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    when you need to shit, even a few hundred metres is a long walk.

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    • Eager EagleE Eager Eagle

      object-oriented programmer?

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      That Weird Vegan
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      Original Original Poster. It means the person who had to poop.

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      • G gandalftheblack@feddit.org

        long walk
        1.71 miles

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        D_C
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        The 7 steps from the halfway to the toilet seat is a long walk if you are trying not to shit yourself!!

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        • B Billegh

          Out Of Poop

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          morphballganon@mtgzone.com
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          Out Of Paper, toilet

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          • S SatansMaggotyCumFart

            Ah returnee’s release.

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            humanonearth@lemmy.ca
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            I’ve always called it HTS…Home Toilet Syndrome.

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            • H humanonearth@lemmy.ca

              I’ve always called it HTS…Home Toilet Syndrome.

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              dufkm@lemmy.world
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              In my language it’s known as “key incontinence”, from the sudden incontinence experienced when turning the key when you get home.

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              • ? Guest

                That colored line is not the heart rate. It’s the walking speed.

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                dufkm@lemmy.world
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                Never ruin a good story with facts

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                • U unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de

                  Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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                  gigachad
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                  • ? Guest

                    That colored line is not the heart rate. It’s the walking speed.

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                    iliketraaaains@lemmy.world
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                    I suppose it depends on the app, I don’t know the one in the image but the ones I use does color the path with the heart rate.

                    When hiking, the redder spots are the harder parts and the whole line matches the graph with heartrate over time.

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                    • U unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de

                      Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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                      Digitalprimate
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                      The geolocators at Bellingcat would have it in five minutes.

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                      • S scytale

                        The color getting very red as they arrive is so accurate, where it gets even more unbearable as your body senses the toilet is close.

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                        coffee_nutcase207@lemmy.world
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                        This is so true. Literally what it feels like running to the toilet at work.

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                        • G gandalftheblack@feddit.org

                          long walk
                          1.71 miles

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                          _stranger_@lemmy.world
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                          Yeah, but do that with a log up your ass and everyone watching as you publicly shuffle to the restroom

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                          • I iliketraaaains@lemmy.world

                            I suppose it depends on the app, I don’t know the one in the image but the ones I use does color the path with the heart rate.

                            When hiking, the redder spots are the harder parts and the whole line matches the graph with heartrate over time.

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                            obsidianfoxxy7870@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                            I know when I had a Garmin watch it changed what was defaulted to on the map depending on the activity.

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                            • G gandalftheblack@feddit.org

                              long walk
                              1.71 miles

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                              bojack411@lemmy.world
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                              When you have to shit. That is an incredibly long walk. You can’t even fart.

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