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  • Eager EagleE Eager Eagle

    object-oriented programmer?

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    That Weird Vegan
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    Original Original Poster. It means the person who had to poop.

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    • G gandalftheblack@feddit.org

      long walk
      1.71 miles

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      D_C
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      The 7 steps from the halfway to the toilet seat is a long walk if you are trying not to shit yourself!!

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      • B Billegh

        Out Of Poop

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        morphballganon@mtgzone.com
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        Out Of Paper, toilet

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        • S SatansMaggotyCumFart

          Ah returnee’s release.

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          humanonearth@lemmy.ca
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          I’ve always called it HTS…Home Toilet Syndrome.

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          • H humanonearth@lemmy.ca

            I’ve always called it HTS…Home Toilet Syndrome.

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            dufkm@lemmy.world
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            In my language it’s known as “key incontinence”, from the sudden incontinence experienced when turning the key when you get home.

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            • ? Guest

              That colored line is not the heart rate. It’s the walking speed.

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              dufkm@lemmy.world
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              Never ruin a good story with facts

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              • U unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de

                Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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                gigachad
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                • ? Guest

                  That colored line is not the heart rate. It’s the walking speed.

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                  iliketraaaains@lemmy.world
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                  I suppose it depends on the app, I don’t know the one in the image but the ones I use does color the path with the heart rate.

                  When hiking, the redder spots are the harder parts and the whole line matches the graph with heartrate over time.

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                  • U unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de

                    Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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                    Digitalprimate
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                    The geolocators at Bellingcat would have it in five minutes.

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                    • S scytale

                      The color getting very red as they arrive is so accurate, where it gets even more unbearable as your body senses the toilet is close.

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                      coffee_nutcase207@lemmy.world
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                      This is so true. Literally what it feels like running to the toilet at work.

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                      • G gandalftheblack@feddit.org

                        long walk
                        1.71 miles

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                        _stranger_@lemmy.world
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                        Yeah, but do that with a log up your ass and everyone watching as you publicly shuffle to the restroom

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                        • I iliketraaaains@lemmy.world

                          I suppose it depends on the app, I don’t know the one in the image but the ones I use does color the path with the heart rate.

                          When hiking, the redder spots are the harder parts and the whole line matches the graph with heartrate over time.

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                          obsidianfoxxy7870@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                          I know when I had a Garmin watch it changed what was defaulted to on the map depending on the activity.

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                          • G gandalftheblack@feddit.org

                            long walk
                            1.71 miles

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                            bojack411@lemmy.world
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                            When you have to shit. That is an incredibly long walk. You can’t even fart.

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