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  • kersplooshK kersploosh

    This is a crime.

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    slackassassin
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    A crime of passion.

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      monkdervierte@lemmy.zip
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      It’s a frankendrink.

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        Pepsi + Milk

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        pdxfed@lemmy.world
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        In this thread I was thinking more paint+milk

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        • S SkaveRat

          What’s “normal” for energy drinks? It’s all artificial colors anyway. Can be dyed anything

          Edit: but, yes. It’s that color

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          petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

          You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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            sunsofold@lemmings.world
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            Ah, yes, the Irish American…

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            • S SkaveRat

              Fucking hell, this one took me a while

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              pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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              Can you give us idiots a clue?

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              • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP pelespirit@sh.itjust.works

                Can you give us idiots a clue?

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                SkaveRat
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                Car bombs were a specialty of some people there

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_car_bomb

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                • P petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                  Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

                  You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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                  SkaveRat
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                  ah, right, the classic one is more dehydrated piss color.

                  The nitro one is that atomic green, though

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                  • P petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                    Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

                    You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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                    Mochóirí
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                    #27

                    @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone I’ll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol

                    https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg

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                    • P primeministerkeyes@leminal.space

                      When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
                      That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
                      Pointless story, I know…

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                      hasherm0n@lemmy.world
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                      I for one love random stories like this so thank you for sharing.

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                      • P primeministerkeyes@leminal.space

                        When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
                        That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
                        Pointless story, I know…

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                        Kruh Master
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                        Everything sounds like AI to me now.

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                        • I iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works

                          Monnness

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                          bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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                          Three Ns mandatory

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                            agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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                            Cursed stout snakebite

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                            • Kruh MasterK Kruh Master

                              Everything sounds like AI to me now.

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                              jaybone@lemmy.zip
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                              Are our dreams AI now? (This sounds like something from a futurama episode.)

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                              • padraigP padraig

                                @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone I’ll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol

                                https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg

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                                SkaveRat
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                                Nitro is a bit more green

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                                • S sunsofold@lemmings.world

                                  Ah, yes, the Irish American…

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                                  beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                                  So trash?

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                                  • S SkaveRat

                                    Nitro is a bit more green

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                                    Mochóirí
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                                    @skaverat@discuss.tchncs.de We need to go further… MORE GREEN!

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                                      Pepsi + Milk

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                                      sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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                                      I like rootbeer+milk, which basically tastes like melted rootbeer float. Pepsi+milk is probably similar.

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                                      • S sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works

                                        I like rootbeer+milk, which basically tastes like melted rootbeer float. Pepsi+milk is probably similar.

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                                        I have heard that, too. Unfortunately, my taste buds are defective because I don’t like rootbeer floats. 😮‍💨

                                        Doesn’t even make sense. I like ice cream. I like rootbeer. Why can’t I enjoy ice cream in rootbeer?

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                                          protoknuckles@lemmy.world
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                                          What the fuck does that monster mean by “Super Dry”…

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