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    Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, Iโ€™ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

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    frank@sopuli.xyz
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    Itโ€™s normally used in alcohol specifically to refer to liquid with low fermentable sugars remaining, typically meant that itโ€™s been fermented โ€œfullyโ€. Beers like Japanese lagers have both low fermentable and (mostly) non fermentable sugars left (and are tasty)

    Source: former process engineer in a brewery

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      pattymcb@lemmy.world
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      OMGโ€ฆ I didnโ€™t even drink that and I still want to puke.

      Iโ€™ll be trying it next Friday though, lol

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      • M monkdervierte@lemmy.zip

        Itโ€™s a frankendrink.

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        pattymcb@lemmy.world
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        Can I get it with bolts on its neck?

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        • T tollana1234567@lemmy.today

          antifreeze chocolate.

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          pattymcb@lemmy.world
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          Kills household pets dead! Lol

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            pattymcb@lemmy.world
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            You eat a lot of paint chips, donโ€™t you? Lol

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            • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

              How do you get pigeon milk?

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              mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz
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              itโ€™s that white stuff they sometimes leave on your windshield. they say itโ€™s healthy so you should always lick it off

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              • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

                How do you get pigeon milk?

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                tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                from thier crops, doves and pigeons can make crop milk.

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                • H hasherm0n@lemmy.world

                  I for one love random stories like this so thank you for sharing.

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                  Lawelen
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                  How do we know you arenโ€™t another bot?!
                  /s

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                    recklessengagement@lemmy.world
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                    Tried this once with a friend, as a bit. Not great.

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                      Avicenna
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                      sacrilege

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                        captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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                        Ah yes, the Billie Irish

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                          Guinster

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                          I was thinking Boggy Suicide.

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                            tankovayadiviziya@lemmy.world
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                            Imagine the amount of caffeine in just one pint of glass.

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                              Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, Iโ€™ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

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                              psythik@lemmy.world
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                              They make an alcoholic Monster. Called Beast Unleashed.

                              The best part is that it just tastes like a normal Monster. But they removed the caffeine, unfortunately.

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                              • Q qarbone@lemmy.world

                                My heart hurts just looking at that.

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                                oldchicoale@lemmy.world
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                                I vomited yesterday looking at this today.

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                                • T tollana1234567@lemmy.today

                                  THE MONSTER drink liquid might be more dense than alcohol.

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                                  moriquende@lemmy.world
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                                  THE MONNESS takes skill and dedication

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                                    akasazh@lemmy.world
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                                    Guinning!

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                                      Frenchfryenjoyer (she/her)
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                                      This looks like itโ€™d give me superpowers

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                                        Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, Iโ€™ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

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                                        wildpalmtree@lemmy.world
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                                        Its not about the suggar in this case. Its carbonated with Nitrogen (oxide?), like the Guiness. Gives a different mouth feel.

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                                          i_love_fft@jlai.lu
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                                          Iโ€™d call that a yellow velvet.

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