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    Guinster

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    tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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    GONSTNESS

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    • G grue@lemmy.world

      That’s if you float the green part on top.

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      tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      THE MONSTER drink liquid might be more dense than alcohol.

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        @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone I’ll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol

        https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg

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        petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        That looks like it’ll turn me into a Spiderman villain.

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        • C ceenote@lemmy.world

          What’s not to like about irradiated chocolate?

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          tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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          antifreeze chocolate.

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          • M masamune@lemmy.world

            The first half gets you drunk, the second half gets you sick!

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            tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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            gives you kidney stones.

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            • S SkaveRat

              ah, right, the classic one is more dehydrated piss color.

              The nitro one is that atomic green, though

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              petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              Ahh, I see, I see.

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                qarbone@lemmy.world
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                My heart hurts just looking at that.

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                • S slackassassin

                  A crime of passion.

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                  no_eponym@lemmy.ca
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                  The passion of the criminals is poor justification to the victims of crime.

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                  • T tollana1234567@lemmy.today

                    pigeon milk.

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                    the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world
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                    How do you get pigeon milk?

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                    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 K 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮

                      Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, I’ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

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                      frank@sopuli.xyz
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                      It’s normally used in alcohol specifically to refer to liquid with low fermentable sugars remaining, typically meant that it’s been fermented “fully”. Beers like Japanese lagers have both low fermentable and (mostly) non fermentable sugars left (and are tasty)

                      Source: former process engineer in a brewery

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                        pattymcb@lemmy.world
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                        OMG… I didn’t even drink that and I still want to puke.

                        I’ll be trying it next Friday though, lol

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                        • M monkdervierte@lemmy.zip

                          It’s a frankendrink.

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                          pattymcb@lemmy.world
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                          Can I get it with bolts on its neck?

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                          • T tollana1234567@lemmy.today

                            antifreeze chocolate.

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                            pattymcb@lemmy.world
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                            Kills household pets dead! Lol

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                              pattymcb@lemmy.world
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                              You eat a lot of paint chips, don’t you? Lol

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                              • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

                                How do you get pigeon milk?

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                                mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz
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                                it’s that white stuff they sometimes leave on your windshield. they say it’s healthy so you should always lick it off

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                                • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

                                  How do you get pigeon milk?

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                                  tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                                  from thier crops, doves and pigeons can make crop milk.

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                                  • H hasherm0n@lemmy.world

                                    I for one love random stories like this so thank you for sharing.

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                                    Lawelen
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                                    How do we know you aren’t another bot?!
                                    /s

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                                      recklessengagement@lemmy.world
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                                      Tried this once with a friend, as a bit. Not great.

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                                        Avicenna
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                                        sacrilege

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                                          captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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                                          Ah yes, the Billie Irish

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