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    BeeegScaaawyCripple
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    3=1+2 self duet you ever think of that

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    • oni ᓚᘏᗢC oni ᓚᘏᗢ

      1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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      Dammit I really wanted to well actually to brag about my friend’s nose whistle act. SHE IS SO COOL

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        wrote last edited by heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
        #38

        Teacher do dolphins have embouchres

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        • I icelimit@lemmy.ml

          Questions I’m not sure I want to know the answers to.

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          lordsmegma@sh.itjust.works
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          Oh I do! For us, having that bypass if our noses are plugged is extremely helpful. Do dolphins have those same problems?

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            sam_bass@lemmy.world
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            Dolphins would probably prefer the saxophone

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            • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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              chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org
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              Here’s a carp playing a Western concert flute:

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              • oni ᓚᘏᗢC oni ᓚᘏᗢ

                1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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                chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org
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                Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.

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                  twakyr@feddit.org
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                  I think number 2 would be more effective

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                  • ComradeSharkfuckerS ComradeSharkfucker

                    Can confirm

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                    answersplease77@lemmy.world
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                    username checks… eww omg

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                    • T twakyr@feddit.org

                      I think number 2 would be more effective

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                      ihavecrabs111@lemmy.world
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                      Are you saying you know from experience??

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                        They might play better with their butthole than these options.

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                          They might play better with their butthole than these options.

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                          mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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                          gonna need a shit valve on that horn

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                            hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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                            Like this, according to some expert in this field:

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                            • M mienshao@lemmy.world

                              Just researched this and apparently there has been at least one recorded case of a dolphin mouth-breathing. It likely only occurs when there’s something seriously wrong with the blowhole, but it can be done!

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                              swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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                              now i need to see a diagram/x-ray of how it’s laid out

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                              • I ihavecrabs111@lemmy.world

                                Are you saying you know from experience??

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                                twakyr@feddit.org
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                                Purely internet pseudo knowledge

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                                • oni ᓚᘏᗢC oni ᓚᘏᗢ

                                  1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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                                  yetanotheruser@discuss.tchncs.de
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                                  Speak for yourself

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                                    evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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                                    First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

                                    Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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                                      krunklom@lemmy.zip
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                                      A dolphin would shove the trumpet up its cloaca (I think they have cloaca’s) because they’re horny monsters.

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                                      • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

                                        First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

                                        Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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                                          Yep, Futurama would never fuck up the science

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