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    sam_bass@lemmy.world
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    Dolphins would probably prefer the saxophone

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      chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org
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      Here’s a carp playing a Western concert flute:

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      • oni ᓚᘏᗢC oni ᓚᘏᗢ

        1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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        chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org
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        Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.

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        • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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          twakyr@feddit.org
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          I think number 2 would be more effective

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          • ComradeSharkfuckerS ComradeSharkfucker

            Can confirm

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            answersplease77@lemmy.world
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            username checks… eww omg

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            • T twakyr@feddit.org

              I think number 2 would be more effective

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              ihavecrabs111@lemmy.world
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              Are you saying you know from experience??

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              • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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                They might play better with their butthole than these options.

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                • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 K 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮

                  They might play better with their butthole than these options.

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                  mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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                  gonna need a shit valve on that horn

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                  • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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                    hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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                    Like this, according to some expert in this field:

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                    • M mienshao@lemmy.world

                      Just researched this and apparently there has been at least one recorded case of a dolphin mouth-breathing. It likely only occurs when there’s something seriously wrong with the blowhole, but it can be done!

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                      swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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                      now i need to see a diagram/x-ray of how it’s laid out

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                      • I ihavecrabs111@lemmy.world

                        Are you saying you know from experience??

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                        twakyr@feddit.org
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                        Purely internet pseudo knowledge

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                        • oni ᓚᘏᗢC oni ᓚᘏᗢ

                          1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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                          yetanotheruser@discuss.tchncs.de
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                          Speak for yourself

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                            evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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                            First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

                            Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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                              krunklom@lemmy.zip
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                              A dolphin would shove the trumpet up its cloaca (I think they have cloaca’s) because they’re horny monsters.

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                              • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

                                First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

                                Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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                                tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                                  tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                                  Yep, Futurama would never fuck up the science

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                                    evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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                                    Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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                                      Drunk & Root
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                                      1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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                                        beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                                        You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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                                        • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

                                          Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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                                          prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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                                          Back and forth, forever

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