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  • E erie09@lemmy.world

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    tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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    Yep, Futurama would never fuck up the science

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      evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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      Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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        Drunk & Root
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        #57

        1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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        • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

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          beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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          You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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          • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

            Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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            prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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            Back and forth, forever

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            • C chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org

              Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.

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              aa5b@lemmy.world
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              They seem to move their mouths to speak. That implies they are mouth breathers

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              • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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                tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                #61

                Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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                • Drunk & RootD Drunk & Root

                  1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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                  tempermentalanomaly@lemmy.world
                  wrote last edited by tempermentalanomaly@lemmy.world
                  #62

                  I shoot music out my blowhole.

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                  • C codpiece@feddit.uk

                    Whereas fish can play scales?

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                    cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.works
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                    #63

                    This comment with this username chef’s kiss

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                    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                      Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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                      beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                      #64

                      … he gassen. Idk 🤷‍♂️ what’s going in 5he world

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                        friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                        2 thats the mouth

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                        • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                          … he gassen. Idk 🤷‍♂️ what’s going in 5he world

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                          tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                          Haha how did I never notice that before?? Maybe because the pronunciations are different I guess–the “he” part (pronounced hey) is the fart and the gassen (gahss-en) is like a battle or fight.

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                            kinther@lemmy.world
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                            Out the blowhole

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                            • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                              Haha how did I never notice that before?? Maybe because the pronunciations are different I guess–the “he” part (pronounced hey) is the fart and the gassen (gahss-en) is like a battle or fight.

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                              beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                              Idk all I do know is that’s a crazy coincidence. This is feudal Japan no way his parents knew. The fart man COMETH.

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                                @orhtej2@eviltoast.org Yes.

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