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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

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    evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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    Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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      Drunk & Root
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      #57

      1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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      • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

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        beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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        You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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        • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

          Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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          prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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          Back and forth, forever

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          • C chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org

            Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.

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            aa5b@lemmy.world
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            They seem to move their mouths to speak. That implies they are mouth breathers

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            • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

              You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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              tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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              #61

              Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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              • Drunk & RootD Drunk & Root

                1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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                tempermentalanomaly@lemmy.world
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                #62

                I shoot music out my blowhole.

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                • C codpiece@feddit.uk

                  Whereas fish can play scales?

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                  cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.works
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                  #63

                  This comment with this username chef’s kiss

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                  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                    Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

                    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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                    beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                    … he gassen. Idk 🤷‍♂️ what’s going in 5he world

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                      friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                      2 thats the mouth

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                      • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                        … he gassen. Idk 🤷‍♂️ what’s going in 5he world

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                        tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                        Haha how did I never notice that before?? Maybe because the pronunciations are different I guess–the “he” part (pronounced hey) is the fart and the gassen (gahss-en) is like a battle or fight.

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                          kinther@lemmy.world
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                          Out the blowhole

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                          • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                            Haha how did I never notice that before?? Maybe because the pronunciations are different I guess–the “he” part (pronounced hey) is the fart and the gassen (gahss-en) is like a battle or fight.

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                            beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                            Idk all I do know is that’s a crazy coincidence. This is feudal Japan no way his parents knew. The fart man COMETH.

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                              @orhtej2@eviltoast.org Yes.

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