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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

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    beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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    You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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    • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

      Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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      prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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      Back and forth, forever

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      • C chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org

        Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.

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        aa5b@lemmy.world
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        They seem to move their mouths to speak. That implies they are mouth breathers

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        • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

          You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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          tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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          Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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          • Drunk & RootD Drunk & Root

            1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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            tempermentalanomaly@lemmy.world
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            #62

            I shoot music out my blowhole.

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            • C codpiece@feddit.uk

              Whereas fish can play scales?

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              cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.works
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              #63

              This comment with this username chef’s kiss

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              • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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                beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                … he gassen. Idk 🤷‍♂️ what’s going in 5he world

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                  friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                  2 thats the mouth

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                  • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                    … he gassen. Idk 🤷‍♂️ what’s going in 5he world

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                    tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                    Haha how did I never notice that before?? Maybe because the pronunciations are different I guess–the “he” part (pronounced hey) is the fart and the gassen (gahss-en) is like a battle or fight.

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                      kinther@lemmy.world
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                      Out the blowhole

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                      • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                        Haha how did I never notice that before?? Maybe because the pronunciations are different I guess–the “he” part (pronounced hey) is the fart and the gassen (gahss-en) is like a battle or fight.

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                        beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                        Idk all I do know is that’s a crazy coincidence. This is feudal Japan no way his parents knew. The fart man COMETH.

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                          @orhtej2@eviltoast.org Yes.

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