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  • S SkaveRat

    Nitro is a bit more green

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    Mochóirí
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    @skaverat@discuss.tchncs.de We need to go further… MORE GREEN!

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      Pepsi + Milk

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      sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      I like rootbeer+milk, which basically tastes like melted rootbeer float. Pepsi+milk is probably similar.

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      • S sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works

        I like rootbeer+milk, which basically tastes like melted rootbeer float. Pepsi+milk is probably similar.

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        wrote last edited by kolanaki@pawb.social
        #37

        I have heard that, too. Unfortunately, my taste buds are defective because I don’t like rootbeer floats. 😮‍💨

        Doesn’t even make sense. I like ice cream. I like rootbeer. Why can’t I enjoy ice cream in rootbeer?

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          protoknuckles@lemmy.world
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          What the fuck does that monster mean by “Super Dry”…

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            Guinster

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            fuckgod
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            I choose to imagine this is Guinan’s nickname around the ship when she’s not giving Picard or another crew member advice.

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            • P protoknuckles@lemmy.world

              What the fuck does that monster mean by “Super Dry”…

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              wrote last edited by kolanaki@pawb.social
              #40

              Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, I’ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

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              • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

                What’s pilk

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                tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                pigeon milk.

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                  Guinster

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                  tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                  GONSTNESS

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                  • G grue@lemmy.world

                    That’s if you float the green part on top.

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                    tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                    THE MONSTER drink liquid might be more dense than alcohol.

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                      @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone I’ll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol

                      https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg

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                      petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                      That looks like it’ll turn me into a Spiderman villain.

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                      • C ceenote@lemmy.world

                        What’s not to like about irradiated chocolate?

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                        tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                        antifreeze chocolate.

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                        • M masamune@lemmy.world

                          The first half gets you drunk, the second half gets you sick!

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                          tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                          gives you kidney stones.

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                          • S SkaveRat

                            ah, right, the classic one is more dehydrated piss color.

                            The nitro one is that atomic green, though

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                            petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                            Ahh, I see, I see.

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                              qarbone@lemmy.world
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                              #48

                              My heart hurts just looking at that.

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                              • S slackassassin

                                A crime of passion.

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                                The passion of the criminals is poor justification to the victims of crime.

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                                • T tollana1234567@lemmy.today

                                  pigeon milk.

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                                  the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world
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                                  How do you get pigeon milk?

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                                    Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, I’ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

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                                    frank@sopuli.xyz
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                                    It’s normally used in alcohol specifically to refer to liquid with low fermentable sugars remaining, typically meant that it’s been fermented “fully”. Beers like Japanese lagers have both low fermentable and (mostly) non fermentable sugars left (and are tasty)

                                    Source: former process engineer in a brewery

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                                      pattymcb@lemmy.world
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                                      OMG… I didn’t even drink that and I still want to puke.

                                      I’ll be trying it next Friday though, lol

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                                      • M monkdervierte@lemmy.zip

                                        It’s a frankendrink.

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                                        pattymcb@lemmy.world
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                                        Can I get it with bolts on its neck?

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                                        • T tollana1234567@lemmy.today

                                          antifreeze chocolate.

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                                          pattymcb@lemmy.world
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                                          Kills household pets dead! Lol

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