Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both
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::: spoiler Actual guess
Check?
:::Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was “crack”. Crack makes everything better temporarily.
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Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.
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Check it out!
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It’s true. I had a big fat cock finally clear up my constipation.
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Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was “crack”. Crack makes everything better temporarily.
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If you wonder what word is behind the pipe, it’s “cock”.
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It’s true. I had a big fat cock finally clear up my constipation.
Hopefully afterwards.
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“Check” as in a large settlement payout. It’s a personal injury attorney ad.
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I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.
Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational
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I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.
Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational
I just use “card” instead, but then I’m not American.
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Chick cock
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There was a similar effect on the New York City subways when the MTA introduced the slogan “Courtesy Counts” on those signs, and with the right alignment of seat, pole, and “Counts” a sensible chuckle could be had.
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Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.
Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.
Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…
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I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong
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Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.
Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…
Carpentry?
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I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong
But not cocks
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Obviously “clock”.
It’s a play on “time heals all wounds” -
Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was “crack”. Crack makes everything better temporarily.
The trick is to just keep taking more crack continuously, then everything is better all the time.
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Think it’s supposed to read cheque.
