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    qarbone@lemmy.world
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    #48

    My heart hurts just looking at that.

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    • S slackassassin

      A crime of passion.

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      no_eponym@lemmy.ca
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      The passion of the criminals is poor justification to the victims of crime.

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      • T tollana1234567@lemmy.today

        pigeon milk.

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        the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world
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        How do you get pigeon milk?

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          Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, Iโ€™ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

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          frank@sopuli.xyz
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          Itโ€™s normally used in alcohol specifically to refer to liquid with low fermentable sugars remaining, typically meant that itโ€™s been fermented โ€œfullyโ€. Beers like Japanese lagers have both low fermentable and (mostly) non fermentable sugars left (and are tasty)

          Source: former process engineer in a brewery

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            pattymcb@lemmy.world
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            OMGโ€ฆ I didnโ€™t even drink that and I still want to puke.

            Iโ€™ll be trying it next Friday though, lol

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            • M monkdervierte@lemmy.zip

              Itโ€™s a frankendrink.

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              pattymcb@lemmy.world
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              Can I get it with bolts on its neck?

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              • T tollana1234567@lemmy.today

                antifreeze chocolate.

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                pattymcb@lemmy.world
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                Kills household pets dead! Lol

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                  pattymcb@lemmy.world
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                  You eat a lot of paint chips, donโ€™t you? Lol

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                  • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

                    How do you get pigeon milk?

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                    mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz
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                    itโ€™s that white stuff they sometimes leave on your windshield. they say itโ€™s healthy so you should always lick it off

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                    • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

                      How do you get pigeon milk?

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                      tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                      from thier crops, doves and pigeons can make crop milk.

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                      • H hasherm0n@lemmy.world

                        I for one love random stories like this so thank you for sharing.

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                        Lawelen
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                        How do we know you arenโ€™t another bot?!
                        /s

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                          recklessengagement@lemmy.world
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                          Tried this once with a friend, as a bit. Not great.

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                            Avicenna
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                            sacrilege

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                              captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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                              Ah yes, the Billie Irish

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                                Guinster

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                                I was thinking Boggy Suicide.

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                                  tankovayadiviziya@lemmy.world
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                                  Imagine the amount of caffeine in just one pint of glass.

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                                    Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, Iโ€™ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

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                                    psythik@lemmy.world
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                                    They make an alcoholic Monster. Called Beast Unleashed.

                                    The best part is that it just tastes like a normal Monster. But they removed the caffeine, unfortunately.

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                                    • Q qarbone@lemmy.world

                                      My heart hurts just looking at that.

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                                      oldchicoale@lemmy.world
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                                      I vomited yesterday looking at this today.

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                                      • T tollana1234567@lemmy.today

                                        THE MONSTER drink liquid might be more dense than alcohol.

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                                        moriquende@lemmy.world
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                                        THE MONNESS takes skill and dedication

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                                          akasazh@lemmy.world
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                                          Guinning!

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