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  • lordsmegma@sh.itjust.worksL lordsmegma@sh.itjust.works

    Do dolphins get colds? How do they breathe when they have a plug of snot wedged in there?

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    icelimit@lemmy.ml
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    Questions I’m not sure I want to know the answers to.

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    • I icelimit@lemmy.ml

      Superior design.

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      no_eponym@lemmy.ca
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      As someone who regularly aspirates, I feel this.

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        BeeegScaaawyCripple
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        3=1+2 self duet you ever think of that

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        • oni ᓚᘏᗢC oni ᓚᘏᗢ

          1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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          Dammit I really wanted to well actually to brag about my friend’s nose whistle act. SHE IS SO COOL

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            Teacher do dolphins have embouchres

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            • I icelimit@lemmy.ml

              Questions I’m not sure I want to know the answers to.

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              lordsmegma@sh.itjust.works
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              Oh I do! For us, having that bypass if our noses are plugged is extremely helpful. Do dolphins have those same problems?

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                sam_bass@lemmy.world
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                Dolphins would probably prefer the saxophone

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                  chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org
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                  Here’s a carp playing a Western concert flute:

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                  • oni ᓚᘏᗢC oni ᓚᘏᗢ

                    1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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                    chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org
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                    Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.

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                      twakyr@feddit.org
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                      I think number 2 would be more effective

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                        Can confirm

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                        answersplease77@lemmy.world
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                        username checks… eww omg

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                        • T twakyr@feddit.org

                          I think number 2 would be more effective

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                          ihavecrabs111@lemmy.world
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                          Are you saying you know from experience??

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                            They might play better with their butthole than these options.

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                              They might play better with their butthole than these options.

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                              mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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                              gonna need a shit valve on that horn

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                                hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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                                Like this, according to some expert in this field:

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                                • M mienshao@lemmy.world

                                  Just researched this and apparently there has been at least one recorded case of a dolphin mouth-breathing. It likely only occurs when there’s something seriously wrong with the blowhole, but it can be done!

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                                  now i need to see a diagram/x-ray of how it’s laid out

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                                  • I ihavecrabs111@lemmy.world

                                    Are you saying you know from experience??

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                                    twakyr@feddit.org
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                                    Purely internet pseudo knowledge

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                                    • oni ᓚᘏᗢC oni ᓚᘏᗢ

                                      1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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                                      yetanotheruser@discuss.tchncs.de
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                                      Speak for yourself

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                                        evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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                                        First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

                                        Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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                                          krunklom@lemmy.zip
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                                          A dolphin would shove the trumpet up its cloaca (I think they have cloaca’s) because they’re horny monsters.

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