Doot doot

Oh I do! For us, having that bypass if our noses are plugged is extremely helpful. Do dolphins have those same problems?

Dolphins would probably prefer the saxophone

Here’s a carp playing a Western concert flute:

Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.

I think number 2 would be more effective

username checks… eww omg

Are you saying you know from experience??

They might play better with their butthole than these options.

gonna need a shit valve on that horn

Like this, according to some expert in this field:

now i need to see a diagram/x-ray of how it’s laid out

Purely internet pseudo knowledge

Speak for yourself

First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

A dolphin would shove the trumpet up its cloaca (I think they have cloaca’s) because they’re horny monsters.

Yep, Futurama would never fuck up the science

Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!