Doot doot

I think number 2 would be more effective

username checks… eww omg

Are you saying you know from experience??

They might play better with their butthole than these options.

gonna need a shit valve on that horn

Like this, according to some expert in this field:

now i need to see a diagram/x-ray of how it’s laid out

Purely internet pseudo knowledge

Speak for yourself

First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

A dolphin would shove the trumpet up its cloaca (I think they have cloaca’s) because they’re horny monsters.

Yep, Futurama would never fuck up the science

Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

Back and forth, forever

They seem to move their mouths to speak. That implies they are mouth breathers

Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

I shoot music out my blowhole.