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    krunklom@lemmy.zip
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    A dolphin would shove the trumpet up its cloaca (I think they have cloaca’s) because they’re horny monsters.

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    • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

      First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

      Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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      tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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        tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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        Yep, Futurama would never fuck up the science

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        • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

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          evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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          Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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            Drunk & Root
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            #57

            1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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            • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

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              beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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              You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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              • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

                Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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                prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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                Back and forth, forever

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                • C chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org

                  Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.

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                  aa5b@lemmy.world
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                  They seem to move their mouths to speak. That implies they are mouth breathers

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                  • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                    You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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                    tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                    Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

                    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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                      1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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                      tempermentalanomaly@lemmy.world
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                      #62

                      I shoot music out my blowhole.

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                      • C codpiece@feddit.uk

                        Whereas fish can play scales?

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                        cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.works
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                        #63

                        This comment with this username chef’s kiss

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                        • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                          Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

                          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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                          beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                          … he gassen. Idk 🤷‍♂️ what’s going in 5he world

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                            friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                            2 thats the mouth

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                            • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                              … he gassen. Idk 🤷‍♂️ what’s going in 5he world

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                              tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                              Haha how did I never notice that before?? Maybe because the pronunciations are different I guess–the “he” part (pronounced hey) is the fart and the gassen (gahss-en) is like a battle or fight.

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                                kinther@lemmy.world
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                                Out the blowhole

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                                • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                                  Haha how did I never notice that before?? Maybe because the pronunciations are different I guess–the “he” part (pronounced hey) is the fart and the gassen (gahss-en) is like a battle or fight.

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                                  beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                                  Idk all I do know is that’s a crazy coincidence. This is feudal Japan no way his parents knew. The fart man COMETH.

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                                    @orhtej2@eviltoast.org Yes.

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