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  • S sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works

    I like rootbeer+milk, which basically tastes like melted rootbeer float. Pepsi+milk is probably similar.

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    wrote last edited by kolanaki@pawb.social
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    I have heard that, too. Unfortunately, my taste buds are defective because I donโ€™t like rootbeer floats. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

    Doesnโ€™t even make sense. I like ice cream. I like rootbeer. Why canโ€™t I enjoy ice cream in rootbeer?

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      protoknuckles@lemmy.world
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      What the fuck does that monster mean by โ€œSuper Dryโ€โ€ฆ

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        Guinster

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        fuckgod
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        I choose to imagine this is Guinanโ€™s nickname around the ship when sheโ€™s not giving Picard or another crew member advice.

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        • P protoknuckles@lemmy.world

          What the fuck does that monster mean by โ€œSuper Dryโ€โ€ฆ

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          wrote last edited by kolanaki@pawb.social
          #40

          Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, Iโ€™ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

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          • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

            Whatโ€™s pilk

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            tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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            pigeon milk.

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              Guinster

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              tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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              GONSTNESS

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              • G grue@lemmy.world

                Thatโ€™s if you float the green part on top.

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                tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                THE MONSTER drink liquid might be more dense than alcohol.

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                  @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone Iโ€™ll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol

                  https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg

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                  petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                  That looks like itโ€™ll turn me into a Spiderman villain.

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                  • C ceenote@lemmy.world

                    Whatโ€™s not to like about irradiated chocolate?

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                    tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                    antifreeze chocolate.

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                    • M masamune@lemmy.world

                      The first half gets you drunk, the second half gets you sick!

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                      tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                      gives you kidney stones.

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                      • S SkaveRat

                        ah, right, the classic one is more dehydrated piss color.

                        The nitro one is that atomic green, though

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                        petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                        Ahh, I see, I see.

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                          qarbone@lemmy.world
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                          My heart hurts just looking at that.

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                          • S slackassassin

                            A crime of passion.

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                            no_eponym@lemmy.ca
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                            The passion of the criminals is poor justification to the victims of crime.

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                            • T tollana1234567@lemmy.today

                              pigeon milk.

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                              the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world
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                              How do you get pigeon milk?

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                                Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, Iโ€™ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

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                                frank@sopuli.xyz
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                                Itโ€™s normally used in alcohol specifically to refer to liquid with low fermentable sugars remaining, typically meant that itโ€™s been fermented โ€œfullyโ€. Beers like Japanese lagers have both low fermentable and (mostly) non fermentable sugars left (and are tasty)

                                Source: former process engineer in a brewery

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                                  pattymcb@lemmy.world
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                                  OMGโ€ฆ I didnโ€™t even drink that and I still want to puke.

                                  Iโ€™ll be trying it next Friday though, lol

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                                  • M monkdervierte@lemmy.zip

                                    Itโ€™s a frankendrink.

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                                    pattymcb@lemmy.world
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                                    Can I get it with bolts on its neck?

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                                    • T tollana1234567@lemmy.today

                                      antifreeze chocolate.

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                                      pattymcb@lemmy.world
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                                      Kills household pets dead! Lol

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                                      • Kruh MasterK Kruh Master

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                                        pattymcb@lemmy.world
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                                        You eat a lot of paint chips, donโ€™t you? Lol

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                                        • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

                                          How do you get pigeon milk?

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                                          mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz
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                                          itโ€™s that white stuff they sometimes leave on your windshield. they say itโ€™s healthy so you should always lick it off

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