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    greatwhitepapertiger@lemmy.zip
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    “Check” as in a large settlement payout. It’s a personal injury attorney ad.

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      ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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      I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

      Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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        I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

        Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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        boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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        I just use “card” instead, but then I’m not American.

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          zachariah@lemmy.world
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            frankfrankson@lemmy.world
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            Chick cock

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              Rob T Firefly
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              There was a similar effect on the New York City subways when the MTA introduced the slogan “Courtesy Counts” on those signs, and with the right alignment of seat, pole, and “Counts” a sensible chuckle could be had.

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                Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.

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                barneypiccolo@lemmy.today
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                #18

                Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

                Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…

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                  captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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                  I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

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                  • B barneypiccolo@lemmy.today

                    Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

                    Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…

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                    codpiece@feddit.uk
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                    Carpentry?

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                    • C captainlezbian@lemmy.world

                      I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

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                      UltraMagnus0001
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                      But not cocks

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                        bryndos
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                        Obviously “clock”.
                        It’s a play on “time heals all wounds”

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                        • F frog@feddit.uk

                          Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was “crack”. Crack makes everything better temporarily.

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                          obi@sopuli.xyz
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                          The trick is to just keep taking more crack continuously, then everything is better all the time.

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                            ilikeboobies@lemmy.ca
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                            Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

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                              mangoholic@lemmy.ml
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                              Or clack if its a chiropractor ad

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                              • I ilikeboobies@lemmy.ca

                                Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

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                                quovadishomines@sh.itjust.works
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                                Except this is America and most spell it check.

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                                • O ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com

                                  I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

                                  Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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                                  quovadishomines@sh.itjust.works
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                                  I used the UK spelling and had to explain itwas derived from exchequer.

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                                    But not cocks

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                                    captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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                                    The only big cocks I’ve dealt with were a real pain in the ass…

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                                      But not cocks

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                                      agent641@lemmy.world
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                                      Some of the big fat chicks had big fat cocks, what’s it to ya, pal?

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