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  • M masamune@lemmy.world

    The first half gets you drunk, the second half gets you sick!

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    tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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    gives you kidney stones.

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    • S SkaveRat

      ah, right, the classic one is more dehydrated piss color.

      The nitro one is that atomic green, though

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      petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Ahh, I see, I see.

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        qarbone@lemmy.world
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        My heart hurts just looking at that.

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        • S slackassassin

          A crime of passion.

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          no_eponym@lemmy.ca
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          The passion of the criminals is poor justification to the victims of crime.

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          • T tollana1234567@lemmy.today

            pigeon milk.

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            the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world
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            How do you get pigeon milk?

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              Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, I’ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

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              frank@sopuli.xyz
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              It’s normally used in alcohol specifically to refer to liquid with low fermentable sugars remaining, typically meant that it’s been fermented “fully”. Beers like Japanese lagers have both low fermentable and (mostly) non fermentable sugars left (and are tasty)

              Source: former process engineer in a brewery

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                pattymcb@lemmy.world
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                OMG… I didn’t even drink that and I still want to puke.

                I’ll be trying it next Friday though, lol

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                • M monkdervierte@lemmy.zip

                  It’s a frankendrink.

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                  pattymcb@lemmy.world
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                  Can I get it with bolts on its neck?

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                  • T tollana1234567@lemmy.today

                    antifreeze chocolate.

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                    pattymcb@lemmy.world
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                    Kills household pets dead! Lol

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                    • Kruh MasterK Kruh Master

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                      pattymcb@lemmy.world
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                      You eat a lot of paint chips, don’t you? Lol

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                      • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

                        How do you get pigeon milk?

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                        mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz
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                        it’s that white stuff they sometimes leave on your windshield. they say it’s healthy so you should always lick it off

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                        • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

                          How do you get pigeon milk?

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                          tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                          from thier crops, doves and pigeons can make crop milk.

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                          • H hasherm0n@lemmy.world

                            I for one love random stories like this so thank you for sharing.

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                            Lawelen
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                            How do we know you aren’t another bot?!
                            /s

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                              recklessengagement@lemmy.world
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                              Tried this once with a friend, as a bit. Not great.

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                                Avicenna
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                                sacrilege

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                                  captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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                                  Ah yes, the Billie Irish

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                                    Guinster

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                                    I was thinking Boggy Suicide.

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                                      tankovayadiviziya@lemmy.world
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                                      Imagine the amount of caffeine in just one pint of glass.

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                                        Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, I’ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

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                                        psythik@lemmy.world
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                                        They make an alcoholic Monster. Called Beast Unleashed.

                                        The best part is that it just tastes like a normal Monster. But they removed the caffeine, unfortunately.

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                                        • Q qarbone@lemmy.world

                                          My heart hurts just looking at that.

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                                          oldchicoale@lemmy.world
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                                          I vomited yesterday looking at this today.

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