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  • T twakyr@feddit.org

    I think number 2 would be more effective

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    ihavecrabs111@lemmy.world
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    Are you saying you know from experience??

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      They might play better with their butthole than these options.

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        They might play better with their butthole than these options.

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        mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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        gonna need a shit valve on that horn

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          hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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          Like this, according to some expert in this field:

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          • M mienshao@lemmy.world

            Just researched this and apparently there has been at least one recorded case of a dolphin mouth-breathing. It likely only occurs when thereโ€™s something seriously wrong with the blowhole, but it can be done!

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            swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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            now i need to see a diagram/x-ray of how itโ€™s laid out

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            • I ihavecrabs111@lemmy.world

              Are you saying you know from experience??

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              twakyr@feddit.org
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              Purely internet pseudo knowledge

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              • oni แ“šแ˜แ—ขC oni แ“šแ˜แ—ข

                1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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                yetanotheruser@discuss.tchncs.de
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                Speak for yourself

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                  evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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                  First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

                  Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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                    krunklom@lemmy.zip
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                    A dolphin would shove the trumpet up its cloaca (I think they have cloacaโ€™s) because theyโ€™re horny monsters.

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                    • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

                      First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

                      Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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                      tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                      • E erie09@lemmy.world

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                        tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                        Yep, Futurama would never fuck up the science

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                        • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

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                          evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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                          Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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                            Drunk & Root
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                            1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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                            • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

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                              beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                              You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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                              • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

                                Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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                                prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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                                Back and forth, forever

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                                • C chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org

                                  Dolphins arenโ€™t mouth-breathers though.

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                                  aa5b@lemmy.world
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                                  They seem to move their mouths to speak. That implies they are mouth breathers

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                                  • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                                    You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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                                    tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                                    Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

                                    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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                                    • Drunk & RootD Drunk & Root

                                      1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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                                      tempermentalanomaly@lemmy.world
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                                      I shoot music out my blowhole.

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                                      • C codpiece@feddit.uk

                                        Whereas fish can play scales?

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                                        cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.works
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                                        This comment with this username chefโ€™s kiss

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                                        • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                                          Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

                                          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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                                          beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                                          โ€ฆ he gassen. Idk ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ whatโ€™s going in 5he world

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