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  • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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    They might play better with their butthole than these options.

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      They might play better with their butthole than these options.

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      mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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      #47

      gonna need a shit valve on that horn

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      • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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        hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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        Like this, according to some expert in this field:

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        • M mienshao@lemmy.world

          Just researched this and apparently there has been at least one recorded case of a dolphin mouth-breathing. It likely only occurs when thereโ€™s something seriously wrong with the blowhole, but it can be done!

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          swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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          now i need to see a diagram/x-ray of how itโ€™s laid out

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          • I ihavecrabs111@lemmy.world

            Are you saying you know from experience??

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            twakyr@feddit.org
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            Purely internet pseudo knowledge

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            • oni แ“šแ˜แ—ขC oni แ“šแ˜แ—ข

              1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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              yetanotheruser@discuss.tchncs.de
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              Speak for yourself

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              • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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                evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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                First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

                Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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                • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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                  krunklom@lemmy.zip
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                  A dolphin would shove the trumpet up its cloaca (I think they have cloacaโ€™s) because theyโ€™re horny monsters.

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                  • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

                    First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

                    Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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                    tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                    • E erie09@lemmy.world

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                      tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                      Yep, Futurama would never fuck up the science

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                      • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

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                        evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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                        #56

                        Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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                        • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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                          Drunk & Root
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                          #57

                          1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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                          • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

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                            beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                            You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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                            • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

                              Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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                              prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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                              Back and forth, forever

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                              • C chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org

                                Dolphins arenโ€™t mouth-breathers though.

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                                aa5b@lemmy.world
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                                They seem to move their mouths to speak. That implies they are mouth breathers

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                                • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                                  You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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                                  tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                                  Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

                                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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                                  • Drunk & RootD Drunk & Root

                                    1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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                                    tempermentalanomaly@lemmy.world
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                                    #62

                                    I shoot music out my blowhole.

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                                    • C codpiece@feddit.uk

                                      Whereas fish can play scales?

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                                      cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.works
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                                      #63

                                      This comment with this username chefโ€™s kiss

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                                      • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                                        Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

                                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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                                        beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                                        โ€ฆ he gassen. Idk ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ whatโ€™s going in 5he world

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                                        • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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                                          friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                                          2 thats the mouth

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