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  • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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    hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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    Like this, according to some expert in this field:

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    • M mienshao@lemmy.world

      Just researched this and apparently there has been at least one recorded case of a dolphin mouth-breathing. It likely only occurs when there’s something seriously wrong with the blowhole, but it can be done!

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      swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      now i need to see a diagram/x-ray of how it’s laid out

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      • I ihavecrabs111@lemmy.world

        Are you saying you know from experience??

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        twakyr@feddit.org
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        Purely internet pseudo knowledge

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        • oni ᓚᘏᗢC oni ᓚᘏᗢ

          1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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          yetanotheruser@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Speak for yourself

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          • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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            evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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            First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

            Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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            • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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              krunklom@lemmy.zip
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              A dolphin would shove the trumpet up its cloaca (I think they have cloaca’s) because they’re horny monsters.

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              • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

                First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

                Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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                tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                • E erie09@lemmy.world

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                  tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                  Yep, Futurama would never fuck up the science

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                  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

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                    evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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                    Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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                      Drunk & Root
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                      #57

                      1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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                      • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

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                        beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                        You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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                        • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

                          Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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                          prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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                          Back and forth, forever

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                          • C chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org

                            Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.

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                            aa5b@lemmy.world
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                            They seem to move their mouths to speak. That implies they are mouth breathers

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                            • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                              You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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                              tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                              Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

                              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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                              • Drunk & RootD Drunk & Root

                                1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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                                tempermentalanomaly@lemmy.world
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                                #62

                                I shoot music out my blowhole.

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                                • C codpiece@feddit.uk

                                  Whereas fish can play scales?

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                                  cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.works
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                                  This comment with this username chef’s kiss

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                                  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                                    Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

                                    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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                                    beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                                    … he gassen. Idk 🤷‍♂️ what’s going in 5he world

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                                      friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                                      2 thats the mouth

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                                      • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                                        … he gassen. Idk 🤷‍♂️ what’s going in 5he world

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                                        tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                                        Haha how did I never notice that before?? Maybe because the pronunciations are different I guess–the “he” part (pronounced hey) is the fart and the gassen (gahss-en) is like a battle or fight.

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                                        • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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                                          kinther@lemmy.world
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                                          Out the blowhole

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