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  • oni ᓚᘏᗢC oni ᓚᘏᗢ

    1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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    yetanotheruser@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Speak for yourself

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      evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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      First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

      Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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        krunklom@lemmy.zip
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        A dolphin would shove the trumpet up its cloaca (I think they have cloaca’s) because they’re horny monsters.

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        • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

          First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

          Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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          tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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            tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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            Yep, Futurama would never fuck up the science

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            • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

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              evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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              Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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                Drunk & Root
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                #57

                1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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                • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

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                  beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                  You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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                  • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

                    Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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                    prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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                    Back and forth, forever

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                    • C chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org

                      Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.

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                      aa5b@lemmy.world
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                      They seem to move their mouths to speak. That implies they are mouth breathers

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                      • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                        You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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                        tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                        Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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                          1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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                          tempermentalanomaly@lemmy.world
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                          I shoot music out my blowhole.

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                          • C codpiece@feddit.uk

                            Whereas fish can play scales?

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                            cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.works
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                            This comment with this username chef’s kiss

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                            • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                              Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

                              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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                              beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                              … he gassen. Idk 🤷‍♂️ what’s going in 5he world

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                                friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                                2 thats the mouth

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                                • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                                  … he gassen. Idk 🤷‍♂️ what’s going in 5he world

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                                  tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                                  Haha how did I never notice that before?? Maybe because the pronunciations are different I guess–the “he” part (pronounced hey) is the fart and the gassen (gahss-en) is like a battle or fight.

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                                    kinther@lemmy.world
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                                    Out the blowhole

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                                    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                                      Haha how did I never notice that before?? Maybe because the pronunciations are different I guess–the “he” part (pronounced hey) is the fart and the gassen (gahss-en) is like a battle or fight.

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                                      beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                                      Idk all I do know is that’s a crazy coincidence. This is feudal Japan no way his parents knew. The fart man COMETH.

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                                        @orhtej2@eviltoast.org Yes.

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