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Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both

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  • F frog@feddit.uk

    Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was “crack”. Crack makes everything better temporarily.

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      If you wonder what word is behind the pipe, it’s “cock”.

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        It’s true. I had a big fat cock finally clear up my constipation.

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        skyezopen@lemmy.world
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        Hopefully afterwards.

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          greatwhitepapertiger@lemmy.zip
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          “Check” as in a large settlement payout. It’s a personal injury attorney ad.

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            ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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            I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

            Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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            • O ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com

              I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

              Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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              boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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              I just use “card” instead, but then I’m not American.

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                  frankfrankson@lemmy.world
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                  Chick cock

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                    There was a similar effect on the New York City subways when the MTA introduced the slogan “Courtesy Counts” on those signs, and with the right alignment of seat, pole, and “Counts” a sensible chuckle could be had.

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                    • C codpiece@feddit.uk

                      Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.

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                      barneypiccolo@lemmy.today
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                      Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

                      Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…

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                        captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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                        I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

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                        • B barneypiccolo@lemmy.today

                          Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

                          Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…

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                          codpiece@feddit.uk
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                          Carpentry?

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                          • C captainlezbian@lemmy.world

                            I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

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                            UltraMagnus0001
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                            But not cocks

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                              bryndos
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                              Obviously “clock”.
                              It’s a play on “time heals all wounds”

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                              • F frog@feddit.uk

                                Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was “crack”. Crack makes everything better temporarily.

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                                obi@sopuli.xyz
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                                The trick is to just keep taking more crack continuously, then everything is better all the time.

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                                  ilikeboobies@lemmy.ca
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                                  Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

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                                    mangoholic@lemmy.ml
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                                    Or clack if its a chiropractor ad

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                                    • I ilikeboobies@lemmy.ca

                                      Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

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                                      quovadishomines@sh.itjust.works
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                                      Except this is America and most spell it check.

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                                      • O ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com

                                        I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

                                        Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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                                        quovadishomines@sh.itjust.works
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                                        I used the UK spelling and had to explain itwas derived from exchequer.

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                                          But not cocks

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                                          captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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                                          The only big cocks I’ve dealt with were a real pain in the ass…

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