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Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both

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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 K 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮

    It’s true. I had a big fat cock finally clear up my constipation.

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    skyezopen@lemmy.world
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    Hopefully afterwards.

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      greatwhitepapertiger@lemmy.zip
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      “Check” as in a large settlement payout. It’s a personal injury attorney ad.

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        ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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        I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

        Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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          I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

          Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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          boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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          I just use “card” instead, but then I’m not American.

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            zachariah@lemmy.world
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              frankfrankson@lemmy.world
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              Chick cock

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                Rob T Firefly
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                There was a similar effect on the New York City subways when the MTA introduced the slogan “Courtesy Counts” on those signs, and with the right alignment of seat, pole, and “Counts” a sensible chuckle could be had.

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                • C codpiece@feddit.uk

                  Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.

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                  barneypiccolo@lemmy.today
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                  Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

                  Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…

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                    captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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                    I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

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                      Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

                      Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…

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                      codpiece@feddit.uk
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                      Carpentry?

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                      • C captainlezbian@lemmy.world

                        I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

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                        UltraMagnus0001
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                        But not cocks

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                          bryndos
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                          Obviously “clock”.
                          It’s a play on “time heals all wounds”

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                            Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was “crack”. Crack makes everything better temporarily.

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                            obi@sopuli.xyz
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                            The trick is to just keep taking more crack continuously, then everything is better all the time.

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                              ilikeboobies@lemmy.ca
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                              Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

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                                mangoholic@lemmy.ml
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                                Or clack if its a chiropractor ad

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                                • I ilikeboobies@lemmy.ca

                                  Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

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                                  quovadishomines@sh.itjust.works
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                                  Except this is America and most spell it check.

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                                    I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

                                    Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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                                    quovadishomines@sh.itjust.works
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                                    I used the UK spelling and had to explain itwas derived from exchequer.

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                                      But not cocks

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                                      captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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                                      The only big cocks I’ve dealt with were a real pain in the ass…

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                                        But not cocks

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                                        agent641@lemmy.world
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                                        Some of the big fat chicks had big fat cocks, what’s it to ya, pal?

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