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  • padraigP padraig

    @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone I’ll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol

    https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg

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    petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    That looks like it’ll turn me into a Spiderman villain.

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      What’s not to like about irradiated chocolate?

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      tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      antifreeze chocolate.

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      • M masamune@lemmy.world

        The first half gets you drunk, the second half gets you sick!

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        tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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        gives you kidney stones.

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        • S SkaveRat

          ah, right, the classic one is more dehydrated piss color.

          The nitro one is that atomic green, though

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          petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Ahh, I see, I see.

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            qarbone@lemmy.world
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            #48

            My heart hurts just looking at that.

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            • S slackassassin

              A crime of passion.

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              no_eponym@lemmy.ca
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              The passion of the criminals is poor justification to the victims of crime.

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              • T tollana1234567@lemmy.today

                pigeon milk.

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                the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world
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                How do you get pigeon milk?

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                • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 K 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮

                  Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, I’ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

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                  frank@sopuli.xyz
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                  It’s normally used in alcohol specifically to refer to liquid with low fermentable sugars remaining, typically meant that it’s been fermented “fully”. Beers like Japanese lagers have both low fermentable and (mostly) non fermentable sugars left (and are tasty)

                  Source: former process engineer in a brewery

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                    pattymcb@lemmy.world
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                    OMG… I didn’t even drink that and I still want to puke.

                    I’ll be trying it next Friday though, lol

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                    • M monkdervierte@lemmy.zip

                      It’s a frankendrink.

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                      pattymcb@lemmy.world
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                      Can I get it with bolts on its neck?

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                      • T tollana1234567@lemmy.today

                        antifreeze chocolate.

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                        pattymcb@lemmy.world
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                        Kills household pets dead! Lol

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                        • Kruh MasterK Kruh Master

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                          pattymcb@lemmy.world
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                          You eat a lot of paint chips, don’t you? Lol

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                          • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

                            How do you get pigeon milk?

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                            mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz
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                            it’s that white stuff they sometimes leave on your windshield. they say it’s healthy so you should always lick it off

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                            • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

                              How do you get pigeon milk?

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                              tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                              from thier crops, doves and pigeons can make crop milk.

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                              • H hasherm0n@lemmy.world

                                I for one love random stories like this so thank you for sharing.

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                                Lawelen
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                                How do we know you aren’t another bot?!
                                /s

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                                  recklessengagement@lemmy.world
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                                  Tried this once with a friend, as a bit. Not great.

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                                    Avicenna
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                                    sacrilege

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                                      captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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                                      Ah yes, the Billie Irish

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                                        Guinster

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                                        I was thinking Boggy Suicide.

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                                          tankovayadiviziya@lemmy.world
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                                          Imagine the amount of caffeine in just one pint of glass.

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