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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 K 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮

    They might play better with their butthole than these options.

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    mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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    gonna need a shit valve on that horn

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      hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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      Like this, according to some expert in this field:

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      • M mienshao@lemmy.world

        Just researched this and apparently there has been at least one recorded case of a dolphin mouth-breathing. It likely only occurs when there’s something seriously wrong with the blowhole, but it can be done!

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        swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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        now i need to see a diagram/x-ray of how it’s laid out

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        • I ihavecrabs111@lemmy.world

          Are you saying you know from experience??

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          twakyr@feddit.org
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          Purely internet pseudo knowledge

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          • oni ᓚᘏᗢC oni ᓚᘏᗢ

            1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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            yetanotheruser@discuss.tchncs.de
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            Speak for yourself

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              evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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              First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

              Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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                krunklom@lemmy.zip
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                A dolphin would shove the trumpet up its cloaca (I think they have cloaca’s) because they’re horny monsters.

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                • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

                  First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

                  Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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                    tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                    Yep, Futurama would never fuck up the science

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                    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

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                      evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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                      Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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                        Drunk & Root
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                        #57

                        1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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                          beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                          You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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                            Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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                            prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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                            Back and forth, forever

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                            • C chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org

                              Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.

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                              aa5b@lemmy.world
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                              They seem to move their mouths to speak. That implies they are mouth breathers

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                              • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                                You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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                                tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                                Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

                                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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                                • Drunk & RootD Drunk & Root

                                  1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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                                  tempermentalanomaly@lemmy.world
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                                  #62

                                  I shoot music out my blowhole.

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                                  • C codpiece@feddit.uk

                                    Whereas fish can play scales?

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                                    cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.works
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                                    This comment with this username chef’s kiss

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                                    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                                      Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

                                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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                                      beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                                      … he gassen. Idk 🤷‍♂️ what’s going in 5he world

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                                        friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                                        2 thats the mouth

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                                        • B beejboytyson@lemmy.world

                                          … he gassen. Idk 🤷‍♂️ what’s going in 5he world

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                                          tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                                          Haha how did I never notice that before?? Maybe because the pronunciations are different I guess–the “he” part (pronounced hey) is the fart and the gassen (gahss-en) is like a battle or fight.

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