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Purely internet pseudo knowledge

Speak for yourself

First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

A dolphin would shove the trumpet up its cloaca (I think they have cloaca’s) because they’re horny monsters.

Yep, Futurama would never fuck up the science

Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

Back and forth, forever

They seem to move their mouths to speak. That implies they are mouth breathers

Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

I shoot music out my blowhole.

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… he gassen. Idk ‍️ what’s going in 5he world

2 thats the mouth

Haha how did I never notice that before?? Maybe because the pronunciations are different I guess–the “he” part (pronounced hey) is the fart and the gassen (gahss-en) is like a battle or fight.

Out the blowhole

Idk all I do know is that’s a crazy coincidence. This is feudal Japan no way his parents knew. The fart man COMETH.

@orhtej2@eviltoast.org Yes.